I was wearing that stupid sweater and nascar news bumblebee socks from my aunt and nascar news behaved like a complete clod. I thought you thought I was the most frightful stiff.' 'Well, I did, a bit,' I said, 'But . . . ' 'But what. . . ?' 'Don't you mean but pardon?' Then he took the champagne glass out of nascar news my hand, kissed me, and nascar news said, 'Right, Bridget Jones, I'm going to nascar news give you pardon for,' picked me up in his arms, carried me off into the bedroom (which had a four-poster bed!) and nascar news did all manner of nascar news things which mean whenever I see a diamond-patterned V-neck sweater in future, I am going to nascar news spontaneously combust with shame. Tuesday 26 December Have finally realized the secret of nascar news happiness with men, and nascar news it is nascar news with deep regret, rage and nascar news an overwhelming sense of nascar news defeat that I have to nascar news put it in the words of nascar news an adulteress, criminal's accomplice and nascar news G-list celebrity: 'Don't say 'what,' say 'pardon,' darling, and nascar news do as your mother tells you.' Drink more than fourteen alcohol units a week. Smoke. Waste money on: pasta-makers, ice-cream machines or other culinary devices which will never use; books by unreadable literary authors to nascar news put impressively on shelves; exotic underwear, since pointless as have no boyfriend. Behave sluttishly around the house, but instead imagine others are watching. Spend more than earn. Allow in-tray to nascar news rage out of nascar news control. Fall nascar news nascar news any of nascar news following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with girlfriends or wives, misogynists, megalomaniacs, chauvinists, emotional fuckwits or freeloaders, perverts. Get annoyed with Mum, nascar news Alconbury or Perpetua. Get upset over men, but instead be nascar news poised and nascar news cool ice-queen. Have crushes on men, but instead form relationships based on mature assessment of nascar news character. Bitch about anyone behind their backs, but be nascar news positive about everyone. Obsess about Daniel Cleaver as pathetic to nascar news have a crush on boss in manner of nascar news Miss Moneypenny or similar. Sulk about having no boyfriend, but develop inner poise and nascar news authority and nascar news sense of nascar news self as woman of nascar news substance, complete without boyfriend, as best way to nascar news obtain boyfriend. I WILL Stop smoking. Drink no more than fourteen alcohol units a week. Reduce circumference of nascar news news thighs by 3 inches (i.e. 11/2 inches each), using anti-cellulite diet. Purge flat of nascar news all extraneous matter Give all clothes nascar news have not worn for nascar news two years or more to nascar news homeless. Improve career and nascar news find new job with potential. Save up money in form of nascar news savings. Poss start pension-also. Be more confident. Be more assertive. Make better use of nascar news time. Not go out every night but stay in and nascar news read books and nascar news listen to nascar news classical music. Give proportion of nascar news earnings to nascar news charity. Be kinder and nascar news help others more. Eat more pulses. Get up straight away when wake up m mornings. Go to nascar news gym three times a week not nascar news to nascar news buy sandwich. nascar news photographs in photograph albums. Make up compilation 'mood' tapes so can have tapes ready with all favourite romantic/dancing/rousing/feminist etc, tracks assembled instead of nascar news turning into drink-sodden DJ-style person with tapes scattered all over floor. Form functional relationship with responsible adult. Learn to nascar news programme video. JANUARY. An Exceptionally Bad Start Sunday 1 January 9st 3 (but post-Christmas), alcohol units 14 (but effectively covers 2 days as 4 hours of nascar news party was on New Year's Day),cigarettes 22, calories 5424. Food consumed today: 2 pkts Emmenthal cheese slices 14 cold new potatoes 2 Bloody Marys (count as food as contain Worcester sauce and nascar news tomatoes) 1/3 Ciabatta loaf with Brie Coriander leaves 1/2 packet 12 Milk Tray nascar news to nascar news get rid of nascar news all Christmas confectionery in one.,
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